I’m going to do a twice monthly (at most) email. I will try to be inappropriate and funny or at the very least spam worthy. Holy, just set the expectations high, didn’t I. Crikeys. I might not be any of that, but I won’t be more than twice a month. Unless some serious ass news needs reporting. But even then, I just don’t have that much in me to dash these off that often. I promise to talk to my boyfriend first. In other words, to vet. I’ll leave the slobbering for my personal FB account.